Hahaha okay now I feel bad and I would like to clarify:
My neighbour woke me up at 7am with his god damn lawn mower. I went outside, in all of my pj pant messy hair glory and told him to “Knock it the fuck off” (with a smile!)
SO I was awake at 7am and bitter and then he comes over with egg-in-hole-toast.
You can see where I’m coming from. It was delicious.
Who even thought of cutting a hole in bread and frying an egg in it? Like, why?
What do you do with that small circle of bread now? Throw it out? Feed it to your dog? What if you don’t have a dog?
Fry an egg and put it on buttered toast. I feel like that’s a lot less work. I feel like this is something people do for instagram photos.
This very quickly turned into a rant about toast.