Add vodka to the orange grapefruit juice it becomes a party.
Knowing you fucked up last night at work and not wanting to go in today.
In my defense, I didn’t actually know how to do what they asked nor had I been trained on how to do it. So I did the best I could with what I had.
Still - I don’t want to deal with it today.
My dad’s favourite come back is, “well. You look like a goblin shark!”
Google it. Please
Happy Father’s Day!
#selfie
Monumental moment. Chrissy buys and wears first pair of shorts (shorts made for woman, not men) EVER.
I’ve spent literally forever thinking that I was too fat for woman’s shorts. My cellulite would show, my legs would jiggle.
Both of those things happen, still. I just don’t give a shit.
HI THERE THESE ARE MY NEW SPECTACLES. YES THEY’RE BASICALLY THE SAME BUT THEY’RE RAY BAN SO THEY’RE BETTER.
Samsung SGH-I747M
These may be too loud to wear in real life. However, I really like them!
Canada got Target and I am in the zone. $135 spent. No shame.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah. Well, Pam is cute.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. She’s really funny, and… she’s warm, and she’s just… anyway.
Michael Scott: Well, if you like her so much, don’t give up.
Jim Halpert: She’s engaged.
Michael Scott: Pift. BFD. Engaged aint married.
Jim Halpert: Huh.
Michael Scott: Never, ever, ever give up.
